Turn-ons: Rom coms, candlelit dinners, long walks on the beach.
Turn-offs: Conspiracy theories, tax attorneys, finding overdue parking tickets in your pockets when I’m doing your laundry.
Hobbies: Spa days, celebrity gossip, pinning stuff on Pinterest, procrastinating.
Body type: Great personality.
Describe your perfect first date: Christian Grey minus the creepy factor picks me up in a limo. He presents me with a dozen roses and a hand-knit scarf. We dine in an exclusive restaurant and Instagram ourselves so all my friends can see. #firstdate #magical. My hair is flawless. Afterwards, we sip daqueris in an even more exclusive bar. I win an award for my mad mixologist-photography skills, and am featured in a social media ad campaign with my handsome date beside me. #surprise. He takes me home and drops me off at the door with a passionate kiss while his driver snaps photos of us and uploads them to Twitter. #goodnight #hesmine.